It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
where are my eyebrows?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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