Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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