I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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