Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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