I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she looked like the before picture.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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