Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
