if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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