She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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