You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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