my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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