You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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