im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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