Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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