I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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