She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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