His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
My pussy is not your playground.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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