So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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