One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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