Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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