She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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