You're completely useless in the revolution.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You have to summon your inner elephant
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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