I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
someone owes me an orgasm
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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