On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
operation harelip BJ is a go
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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