HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
