drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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