just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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