Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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