chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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