Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
why does every cop we meet know your name?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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