you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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