I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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