Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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