Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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