She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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