Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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