His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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