so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Found your dick twin last night
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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