He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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