So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
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