Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
