She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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