My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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