For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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