i don't like sucking hair
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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