we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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