i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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