I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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