I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I need a beard to bite.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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