After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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