dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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