just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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