When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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