Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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