I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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