I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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