epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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