That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Barsexuality is the new black.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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