i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
