that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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